Saturday, April 30, 2005
GUESS WHO?
These are 2 pictures of our friend peeing in a parking lot, can you guess who?
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# posted by KY : 4/30/2005 07:41:00 PM
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Thursday, April 28, 2005
SmartTagged Suspect
So there was this taxi driver who was suspected to be robbing passangers.
Our police set up a task force to tracked down this rouge driver. They came close to nabbing him yesterday with 4 plain clothed policemen in 2 unmarked car.
The taxi was identified, a chase ensured, shots were fired. The taxi went on the New Pantai Expressway, one of the numerous privatised highways in the Klang Valley that we love to hate. Came the toll booth, taxi breezed through the SmartTag lane, while policemen were stranded in the manual lane. Suspect escaped
Hail to the SmartTag.
Moral of the story:
1. If you're gonna evade the authority, get the SmartTag transponder.
2. Unmarked police cars should be equipped to withstand crashing through the lane without paying
3. Use a bike (free of charge on paid expressway)
Malay Mail link
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Our police set up a task force to tracked down this rouge driver. They came close to nabbing him yesterday with 4 plain clothed policemen in 2 unmarked car.
The taxi was identified, a chase ensured, shots were fired. The taxi went on the New Pantai Expressway, one of the numerous privatised highways in the Klang Valley that we love to hate. Came the toll booth, taxi breezed through the SmartTag lane, while policemen were stranded in the manual lane. Suspect escaped
Hail to the SmartTag.
Moral of the story:
1. If you're gonna evade the authority, get the SmartTag transponder.
2. Unmarked police cars should be equipped to withstand crashing through the lane without paying
3. Use a bike (free of charge on paid expressway)
Malay Mail link
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# posted by KY : 4/28/2005 04:31:00 PM
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Wednesday, April 27, 2005
Elephant Tampon
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2 Legged Creatures
Q1: What's the mouse that stands of 2 feet?
*hint: famous and appears on TV
Q2: Now, the duck that stands of 2 feet?
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*hint: famous and appears on TV
Q2: Now, the duck that stands of 2 feet?
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# posted by KY : 4/27/2005 11:03:00 AM
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Monday, April 25, 2005
Navigation
This is an attempt to organize my posts in categories for better nagivation of this site. Blogspot doesn't seem to have this tool built in and viewing archived posts is such a bitch. Enjoy!
Koi Pond
Koi Pond - Reading the Water Parameter
Koi Pond - Pond Appreciation by Neighbours
Koi Pond - Filtration System and Plants
Koi Pond - Swimming!
Koi Pond - Waterfall and Spotlight
Koi Pond - Tiles, Water Neutralization, and Xmas Tree
Koi Pond - Water Meter, Drainage, and Water Proofing
Koi Pond - Rounding the Top
Koi Pond - Garden Elevation
Koi Pond - Plastering the Wall
Koi Pond - Brick Wall
Koi Pond - Concrete Foundation
Koi Pond - Constructing the Roof
Koi Pond - The First Week
Food:
KY eats - Okonomiyaki, Japanese Pancake/Pizza
KY eats - Buka Puasa dinner at Saloma Bistro
KY eats - Takoyaki, Octopus Balls at SS15
KY eats - Kepong Crab, 30 varieties
KY eats - Woo Ga Chon Korean BBQ - Hayanna's
KY eats - Cheap and Good Malay Food near KLCC
KY can cook - KY Style Awesome Fried Rice
KY eats - Kedah Asam Laksa at Alisan, SS4, PJ
KY eats - Cheap and Good Chinese Food near KLCC
KY eats - Ampang Yong Tau Foo
KY eats - noodle in a box, SS2 night market
KY eats - Raku Zen Japanese Restaurant, SS15
KY eats - Bak Kut Teh at Sungei Way, PJ
KY eats - Pizzeria Bella Italia at SS2
KY eats - Teapot Cafe at SS2
KY eats - Segambut Seafood Noodle, SS2 branch
KY - Fastfood Fusion, Suanie went nuts
KY eats - Penang Char Kuih Kak - Pan Fried Radish Cake
KY eats - Banh Xeo, Vietnamese Crepe
KY eats - Klang Pork Rib Rice
KY eats - SS2 Poh Piah, gone
KY can cook - Beef with Mushroom
KY eats - Vietnamese BBQ and Steamboat
KY eats - Poppi Seed Pancake
KY eats - Butterworth Loh Mee
KY eats - Penang Char Kuih Teow
KY eats - Isetan Sushi
KY eats - Vietnamese Ice Cream and Coffee
KY eats - the most expensive meal ever
KY eats - Vietnamese Beef Noodle Soup, Pho
KY can cook - KY Style Awesome Indomie
KY can cook - Fried Pomphret Fish
KY can cook - Kung Pao Chicken
Animations and Drawings:
KY - Embezzlment - Peter Tan!
How to Keep Flies Away from Durian, featuring Suanie
Russell Crowe Whacks
The Thong Dude
Margie the Driver
The Many Faces of Goh
Kerol's Crab Eating Steps
FA's Dance Move
Pimps:
KY Pimps - Penny of -PeNNyPupZ-
KY Pimps - Reta of Cyber-Red
KY Pimps - Anne
KY Pimps - Vanessa
KY Pimps - Xaviera
KY Pimps - FireAngel
Riddles:
KY Quiz - Split a watermelon to 9 pieces
KY Quiz - The Dead Mountain Climber
What Can Meat Cut?
Elephant Tampon
2 Legged Creatures
Outwit the Lion
Unified Cause
Scary Apple Quiz
Which is More Painful?
4 Balls Quiz
Jokes:
My Computer
Proof: Women Are Evil
The Geeks and the Graphic Artists
Experience:
KY cam - Public Sleeping
KY Puasa - and still alive
KY - Wantan Soap
KY's birthday - Thanks Guys
KY vacation - Redang Trip, Diving, and Project Aware
KY drinks - Happy Brithday DRUKEN Suan, got hot chicks too
KY drinks - Happy Hour with FA, ST, Suanie & Kim
KY - McD & Starbucks at Coffeebean, FA, Suan & Horny
KY fakeplan - How I conned people into eating sand
KY saw - Don't Do This at Petrol Station
Kim's Birthday, Suan's Ikea Bowl
Why You Shouldn't Bite Your Nails
PPS Bash - Could be better?
Quiz time with fuckstress
GUESS WHO?
SmartTagged Suspect
I Fled an Accident
Life After Death
To Chat or Not to Chat?
About a Tequila
Ego + Shyness
Reviews:
KY saw - Penang Ah Beng Style Karaoke
Revenge of the Sith - KY's movie review
Ho Chi Minh City - Vietnam
Hitch - KY's movie review
Sepet - KY's movie review
Parties:
KY blog meets - Botak Peter Tan and more
KY - Blogger's meet with Botak Peter Tan
KY - BBQ with the noobs
KY's friend - FA makes Vodka Ribena
Faggots Party Report
Cute Boys Introduced
Party of Faggots
Zoukfest - Alternate Perspective
Guides:
KY game - UNO exercise
KY teaches - How to Write Romantic Poems
KY teaches - The Wrong Ways to Write Friendster Messages - inspired by FA
KY travels - Yangon, Myanmar
The Origin of Caesar Salad
Mat Salleh
The Ultimate Mamak Guide
Female Peeing Strategy
Old School Toilet Training
Others:
KY meme - me me me me ... from cyber-red
KY saw - Importance of hand brakes for your car
KY brand - FA's fashion
KY meme - the se7en tag. Goddamn Suanie!
KY saw - Camping Zone Outside Ikea/Ikano
KY saw - Klang's very own Twin Towers
KY - Best Minesweeper Player in Malaysia
KY's House - Female Santa Claus Spotted!
KY's Friends - Chow Ah Bengs
The Interview Game
My .. Religion?
Musical Meme
Commentaries:
Money Politics?
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Koi Pond
Koi Pond - Reading the Water Parameter
Koi Pond - Pond Appreciation by Neighbours
Koi Pond - Filtration System and Plants
Koi Pond - Swimming!
Koi Pond - Waterfall and Spotlight
Koi Pond - Tiles, Water Neutralization, and Xmas Tree
Koi Pond - Water Meter, Drainage, and Water Proofing
Koi Pond - Rounding the Top
Koi Pond - Garden Elevation
Koi Pond - Plastering the Wall
Koi Pond - Brick Wall
Koi Pond - Concrete Foundation
Koi Pond - Constructing the Roof
Koi Pond - The First Week
Food:
KY eats - Okonomiyaki, Japanese Pancake/Pizza
KY eats - Buka Puasa dinner at Saloma Bistro
KY eats - Takoyaki, Octopus Balls at SS15
KY eats - Kepong Crab, 30 varieties
KY eats - Woo Ga Chon Korean BBQ - Hayanna's
KY eats - Cheap and Good Malay Food near KLCC
KY can cook - KY Style Awesome Fried Rice
KY eats - Kedah Asam Laksa at Alisan, SS4, PJ
KY eats - Cheap and Good Chinese Food near KLCC
KY eats - Ampang Yong Tau Foo
KY eats - noodle in a box, SS2 night market
KY eats - Raku Zen Japanese Restaurant, SS15
KY eats - Bak Kut Teh at Sungei Way, PJ
KY eats - Pizzeria Bella Italia at SS2
KY eats - Teapot Cafe at SS2
KY eats - Segambut Seafood Noodle, SS2 branch
KY - Fastfood Fusion, Suanie went nuts
KY eats - Penang Char Kuih Kak - Pan Fried Radish Cake
KY eats - Banh Xeo, Vietnamese Crepe
KY eats - Klang Pork Rib Rice
KY eats - SS2 Poh Piah, gone
KY can cook - Beef with Mushroom
KY eats - Vietnamese BBQ and Steamboat
KY eats - Poppi Seed Pancake
KY eats - Butterworth Loh Mee
KY eats - Penang Char Kuih Teow
KY eats - Isetan Sushi
KY eats - Vietnamese Ice Cream and Coffee
KY eats - the most expensive meal ever
KY eats - Vietnamese Beef Noodle Soup, Pho
KY can cook - KY Style Awesome Indomie
KY can cook - Fried Pomphret Fish
KY can cook - Kung Pao Chicken
Animations and Drawings:
KY - Embezzlment - Peter Tan!
How to Keep Flies Away from Durian, featuring Suanie
Russell Crowe Whacks
The Thong Dude
Margie the Driver
The Many Faces of Goh
Kerol's Crab Eating Steps
FA's Dance Move
Pimps:
KY Pimps - Penny of -PeNNyPupZ-
KY Pimps - Reta of Cyber-Red
KY Pimps - Anne
KY Pimps - Vanessa
KY Pimps - Xaviera
KY Pimps - FireAngel
Riddles:
KY Quiz - Split a watermelon to 9 pieces
KY Quiz - The Dead Mountain Climber
What Can Meat Cut?
Elephant Tampon
2 Legged Creatures
Outwit the Lion
Unified Cause
Scary Apple Quiz
Which is More Painful?
4 Balls Quiz
Jokes:
My Computer
Proof: Women Are Evil
The Geeks and the Graphic Artists
Experience:
KY cam - Public Sleeping
KY Puasa - and still alive
KY - Wantan Soap
KY's birthday - Thanks Guys
KY vacation - Redang Trip, Diving, and Project Aware
KY drinks - Happy Brithday DRUKEN Suan, got hot chicks too
KY drinks - Happy Hour with FA, ST, Suanie & Kim
KY - McD & Starbucks at Coffeebean, FA, Suan & Horny
KY fakeplan - How I conned people into eating sand
KY saw - Don't Do This at Petrol Station
Kim's Birthday, Suan's Ikea Bowl
Why You Shouldn't Bite Your Nails
PPS Bash - Could be better?
Quiz time with fuckstress
GUESS WHO?
SmartTagged Suspect
I Fled an Accident
Life After Death
To Chat or Not to Chat?
About a Tequila
Ego + Shyness
Reviews:
KY saw - Penang Ah Beng Style Karaoke
Revenge of the Sith - KY's movie review
Ho Chi Minh City - Vietnam
Hitch - KY's movie review
Sepet - KY's movie review
Parties:
KY blog meets - Botak Peter Tan and more
KY - Blogger's meet with Botak Peter Tan
KY - BBQ with the noobs
KY's friend - FA makes Vodka Ribena
Faggots Party Report
Cute Boys Introduced
Party of Faggots
Zoukfest - Alternate Perspective
Guides:
KY game - UNO exercise
KY teaches - How to Write Romantic Poems
KY teaches - The Wrong Ways to Write Friendster Messages - inspired by FA
KY travels - Yangon, Myanmar
The Origin of Caesar Salad
Mat Salleh
The Ultimate Mamak Guide
Female Peeing Strategy
Old School Toilet Training
Others:
KY meme - me me me me ... from cyber-red
KY saw - Importance of hand brakes for your car
KY brand - FA's fashion
KY meme - the se7en tag. Goddamn Suanie!
KY saw - Camping Zone Outside Ikea/Ikano
KY saw - Klang's very own Twin Towers
KY - Best Minesweeper Player in Malaysia
KY's House - Female Santa Claus Spotted!
KY's Friends - Chow Ah Bengs
The Interview Game
My .. Religion?
Musical Meme
Commentaries:
Money Politics?
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# posted by KY : 4/25/2005 10:02:00 AM
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Wednesday, April 20, 2005
Proof: Women are Evil
women = time x money
We all know that "time is money" so:
women = money^2
Additionally, we all know that money is the root of evil:
money = sqrt(evil), or:
money^2 = evil
so:
women = money^2 = evil
women = evil
credit: slashdot
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We all know that "time is money" so:
women = money^2
Additionally, we all know that money is the root of evil:
money = sqrt(evil), or:
money^2 = evil
so:
women = money^2 = evil
women = evil
credit: slashdot
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# posted by KY : 4/20/2005 11:40:00 AM
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Thursday, April 14, 2005
The Many Faces of Goh
Allow me to introduce to you my good friend Terence, who calls himself God, but more appropriately, Goh.
Anyway, I just want to show you that Goh likes to smoke (trying to quit at the moment tho), get drunk, and get stoned, as shown by my yet-another illustration here. Cheers!
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Anyway, I just want to show you that Goh likes to smoke (trying to quit at the moment tho), get drunk, and get stoned, as shown by my yet-another illustration here. Cheers!
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# posted by KY : 4/14/2005 11:40:00 AM
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Tuesday, April 05, 2005
I Fled an Accident
When I was in my first couple years of high school, I used to ride my good old trusted mountain bike to school. The journey was about 8 kilometers. I rode everyday, rain or shine, up hills both ways, and still enjoyed the sweaty shirt in class every single day. Kids these days, they complained about having to wait for the school bus, heh.
On a fateful evening when I was riding back from school, the traffic was heavy. I was weaving through cars behind a red light to get in front like any respected bikers would. The weather was hot, I was tired, cars were alot, and the road was narrow. Inevitably the steering of my bike hit a proton saga's left side rear view mirror. Being 13 and barely 5 feet tall, I quickly raced forward without even looking at the car I hit, fearing the driver might just pawn my ass.
I got home nonetheless, that driver didn't chase me. I guess it was perhaps just a small scratch, or perhaps the spring system in the mirror worked and the car didn't suffer any damage.
Took my shower, and didn't think about the incident anymore. Then we had dinner, and my dad suddenly asked
"Why did you run away after hitting my rear view mirror?"
I went ".... "
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On a fateful evening when I was riding back from school, the traffic was heavy. I was weaving through cars behind a red light to get in front like any respected bikers would. The weather was hot, I was tired, cars were alot, and the road was narrow. Inevitably the steering of my bike hit a proton saga's left side rear view mirror. Being 13 and barely 5 feet tall, I quickly raced forward without even looking at the car I hit, fearing the driver might just pawn my ass.
I got home nonetheless, that driver didn't chase me. I guess it was perhaps just a small scratch, or perhaps the spring system in the mirror worked and the car didn't suffer any damage.
Took my shower, and didn't think about the incident anymore. Then we had dinner, and my dad suddenly asked
"Why did you run away after hitting my rear view mirror?"
I went ".... "
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# posted by KY : 4/05/2005 12:34:00 PM
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Friday, April 01, 2005
Life After Death
From the very first post, you might have already been familiar with Faggot's verbal skill in any Chinese dialects. The lack of it, that is.
Sipping down teh-o-ais limau with the gang at ss2 mamak stall, we were having a somewhat serious discussion about our thoughts on the great question that is life after death.
Some of us believe that there is reincarnation, others prefer the hell & heaven version. However, being Chinese, most of us are pretty in tuned with the reality and agreed that we are heading down under before the turn of the next century.
A wind of oddness was felt as faggot was relatively quiet, he was pondering something for a great length of time. And then he spoke "dude, I am a little worried, when I die and meet with the gate keepers in hell and they start to speak in Mandarin or Cantonese to me, I won't understand and .. how?"
Dude was seriously worried.
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Sipping down teh-o-ais limau with the gang at ss2 mamak stall, we were having a somewhat serious discussion about our thoughts on the great question that is life after death.
Some of us believe that there is reincarnation, others prefer the hell & heaven version. However, being Chinese, most of us are pretty in tuned with the reality and agreed that we are heading down under before the turn of the next century.
A wind of oddness was felt as faggot was relatively quiet, he was pondering something for a great length of time. And then he spoke "dude, I am a little worried, when I die and meet with the gate keepers in hell and they start to speak in Mandarin or Cantonese to me, I won't understand and .. how?"
Dude was seriously worried.
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# posted by KY : 4/01/2005 09:18:00 AM
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